For those Emo-Goth out there,yes you "Nobody loves me,I want to die,I want to slit my wrist"...this post is EXCLUSIVELY for you.
Agreed to Devend's comment,my blog is downright outrageous.I'll just sarcrifice my Oh-So-Lady-Like-Modesty for a better cause,for a hilarious cause,to show you the light,to enlighten you with a new way of committing suicide.
Incident:A 51 year old Australian...umm sorry, 'strai-lian man,named John Paul,with a pea-sized human brain[even kangaroos are smarter,you'll find that out when you are done with reading]...so this dumbass,filled up condoms with a narcotic preparation of cannabis which is as good as weed and is known as hashish.He then swallowed some 60 condoms stuffed with hashish and then he got internal infection because the condoms burst in his intestine and died thus.
Vottay smart aleck!
It wasn't an attempt to suicide apparently,but you could always use that idea because nobody loves you,nobody cares and yes,because you need to die.This is slow but outright effective.
He had been smuggling drugs to a party in Thailand.Guess what?He got me thinking,I don't have a hint on why he swallowed it up with CONDOMS?
That's right,WTF?
2 comments:
well yeah i found it. D lady behind diz blogs has sum creativity n skills inside her head
needs to tickle her buds a bit more so dat we can relish some more of doz works n in a more better version.
till den do gud n b gud
kip postin n i wil kip commentin
ciao soon
well yeah i found it. D lady behind diz blogs has sum creativity n skills inside her head
needs to tickle her buds a bit more so dat we can relish some more of doz works n in a more better version.
till den do gud n b gud
kip postin n i wil kip commentin
ciao soon
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