Thursday, February 7, 2008

Absurd Character Analyzation

The kid is a quiet one,she can be the monitress of the class,she must be a scholargirl,weak kids should sit with her.
The kid actually can't talk or doesn't wanna make an ass of herself.Her leadership qualities maybe close to null,and she might be equally dumb when it comes to intelligence.
The kids blabbers too much and is a back-bencher,she's the don of theclass,other kids must stay away from her.
The blabbering kid must be actually making sense when she jabbers more than the teacher.Back-benchers necessarily donot flunk out.Analysis points out that they are the intelligent ones.
She bunks classes,she's bold!
And then she tops tops...i guess she cheated.I dunno how can someone cheat and top,have you any idea?
The girl is liverish,she's bad.
Liverish kids may also have a heart of gold,as if you have got a characterometer?
She talks about sperms and vagina!She's the whore of the class.
The girl actually knows more biology than you,asshole!
She speaks English,not her mother tongue.SHOW OFF!
She's good at that language,bothers you?Don't remember the time you told you made a FOX PAS in your English paper instead of a faux pas?
The girl wears fashionable clothes,what a stinking rich spoilt brat!
We know you love wearing granny clothes,but she's actually sensibl-ER than you not to wear them,you jealous twit!
She hates to study,let's not mingle with bad girls,my mummy told me so.
Hell!She knows other things better than you.Like,did you know aboutyour mother's non-existing fragile X syndrome?Oh you don't know,that'sright,no wonder you deserve a fourpenny one to judge people.
And lastly,J is the worst girl ever!
Yea okhay,fuck you!

5 comments:

anjashi sarkar said...

well J,there's no point making u understand dat ur good..a bad person too has some good qualities.recognize ur good points..there's no place for inferiority complex in this world.if u believe in urself,u'll find ur too nice,u get me?the very same,i know that am wicked,but am wicked for good.there's no point telling or calling myself bad,as long as i know wat i do is correct.u make ur personality ill and then complain that ur the worst,makes no sense at all.ur inferiority complex honestly has no meaning!u know ur bad,then be proud abt it that there's none like u.no point moaning groaning,OKHAY,sweety....

Shorbori said...

errmm..those aren't my qualities,just some random characters of unwanted people.
what made you think it was me?

anjashi sarkar said...

i thot it was u only in the last part of the analysis.honestly,i used to think there arent many complex characters like me,but u r one.ur stories sound terribly the same,dat's why i didnt want to hear it.it's better u show it to someone else rather than 'silly' me and approve of it.u ask any of ur friends,u see i haven't forgotten-u dont wanna stay with me,u'd better stay with ...i'm not of that type u.so,i am not that LITERATE to understand ur stories,isnt it?i dont match up to ur level,do i?i really dont.frankly,my level of knowledge really sucks coz i cant comprehend ur phrases and puns.

Shorbori said...

this is a blogpage,and everyone can see,what you comment,for personal facts OR seEKrat-tat do mail me.

Sammok said...

Blessed are the people who're against everything.They shed new light, yes.