Oh,look the ugly bitch has a monster roasted-faced boyfriend.No actually it's the antibabie.com goon which rapes barbiesto the point of raping their eyes out of their sockets,those ugly bitches are worth it.I dunno how buying-barbies become endemic within the school.HOW?HOW can kids love,ugly bitchy dolls with plastic hands and legs and leopard skin patterned knickers and a fake Louis Vitton bag and plastic,breakable fake Dior sunglasses?
THE HANGED BARBIE
It is in the popular stores,they recon that after lesbian barbie,cheerleader barbie,pregnant barbie,there's a need for a beheaded barbie.Personally I wouldn't want you to waste your dollars on it.
Here's how you can maufacture your own beheaded barbie:
#Step 1:Grab your own plastic barbie or your friend's or sister's barbie.
#Step 2:Curl your fingers around her neck.
#Step 3:Snap it.
#Step 4:Tell your crying friend/sister that the barbie had a tumour in her brainless head so you had to operate it.
However,if you start to cry,you need to:
##Step 1:You need petrol for libation.
##Step 2:Light a matchstick,drop it over yourself,and RIP.
See?It's easy!
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